Our neighbour is a coward.
I've known him for years (he used to work with Dale) and he was a coward and a dick then, and he still is.
He's the one that kept calling me "baby" a few years ago when his daughter dinged the front panel on my car. Then when Bill moved in, he started making noise about where Bill would park (it's a public street.) He flattened Bill's tires twice and once he knocked out a tail light, and he did all this because he doesn't like people to park anywhere near his house, which sits directly across the street from our house.
Twice last week, when Bill was having to leave the house at 2 am, he parked his work truck near the dick's house, and dickwad called Bill's company to complain. He said that someone dropped a letter off at his house, saying move the truck.
He just can't be honest, and has to pass the buck every single time.
I can't let it go. I'm either going to get out the sidewalk chalk, and write "coward" in GIGANTIC letters in front of his house, or send him a note that says "here's your letter, you coward."
Any other suggestions?